To measure your chest width, wrap a measuring tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it level and not too tight. In the size chart, the chest width measurement represents half of the full chest measurement, so be sure to keep this in mind when comparing sizes. For length, measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the desired hemline. It is recommended to compare your measurements with the chart to select the most appropriate size.
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Soft, everyday comfort with a side of sass. This classic crew tee carries a hand-lettered message that reads: “If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will!”—a playful, honest statement for people who wear their reactions on their sleeve (or chest). The midweight cotton feels familiar and broken-in from the first wear, while durable printing keeps the script crisp wash after wash. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a bold, casual statement at brunch, running errands, or low-key nights out.
Lightweight enough for year-round wear, the tubular knit construction and ribbed collar hold their shape, and the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. Thoughtful production details—ethical US cotton sourcing, Oeko-Tex certification, and secure shoulder tape—mean this tee looks and feels good beyond its witty message. Let what’s already written on your face do the talking.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton body (solid colors) with a comfortable classic fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, durable shape
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfortable, long-lasting wear
- Ethically sourced cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Crafted from high-quality materials, this product is built for lasting durability and reliable performance. Thoughtfully designed for everyday use, it offers both functionality and convenience—making it a seamless addition to your daily routine.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
All items are made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for processing before your order is shipped.
We offer a tracking number on all orders to Canada and the U.S. Orders are shipped via standard shipping and typically arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Holiday Deadline: To receive your order in time for the holidays, please place your order by December 6.
Returns & Exchanges
Because our items are custom-made, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or there is a mistake with your order. If there’s an issue, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo and description of the problem — we’re happy to help make it right.
All of our products are made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before your item is shipped.
This ensures each piece is crafted with care and attention to quality. Shipping time will vary depending on your location, but most orders arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Holiday Shipping Deadline: December 6
To ensure your order arrives in time for the holidays, please place your order by December 6. This deadline allows enough time for processing, production, and shipping during the busy holiday season.
Orders placed after December 6 may not arrive before the holidays. We recommend ordering early to avoid delays and to make sure your custom gifts arrive right on time.
Thank you for shopping with us and supporting small businesses this holiday season!
